As a small, young-looking female, I have to work harder to be taken seriously. People look at me as though I have no presence or influence or power. So, I always have to make sure my bark is bigger than I am. I’m a fast talker, and I try to spout facts or funny stories, so people will feel my presence. Usually, it works; usually, I don’t have to resort to using anything but my bark. But, this past week, my bite was also put to the test.
So far, this teaching experience has been smooth sailing. My students have respected me, and I haven’t had to worry, really, about disciplining them. That’s up to Mrs. B., the teacher whose bite and bark are of equal power. She’s not been afraid to crack down on them when they need to be wrangled in. Sure, I’ve done the occasional yelling: “GUYS. I AM AT THE FRONT. YOUR EYES SHOULD BE ON ME. YOUR MOUTHS SHOULD BE CLOSED.” However, I haven’t had to do more than that. In my classes, my bark has come in handy. My mouth has been loud, my stories have been (appropriately) funny, and my facts have been dead-on. And, usually, my students respect that I do my best with what little (height-wise) I have.
There have been multiple times this semester that Mrs. B. is out of the classroom, leaving the teaching to me, with the help of a substitute. And, when this happens, the students have behaved magnificently. It’s given me the ability to brag, quite proudly, about how my students are mature, respectful adolescents. I guess, though, that my luck ran out because, last Friday, my third period was HORRIBLE.
Class began, and the students came in, as usual, asking where Mrs. B. was. “She’s not here today, guys, but do not forget that there is still a teacher in the room, and that teacher is me” is the standard line I give them. And, after saying that, I narrow my eyes, point my finger around the room, and say, “I will write all of you hooligans up, so don’t test me. You better check yo’ self before you wreck yo’ self,” which always has them laughing. I’ve been proud of this spiel because it’s the perfect mix of serious and likable.
I tried to get my third period started. It was fairly simple; we would read The Glass Castle (I would read aloud because this is my REP class, and there is absolutely no way they will read on their own), while M, J, and S would read silently in the hall. Those three were on schedule with the on-level classes, and they didn’t need as much supervision. This is how Mrs. B and I had been running the class over the last few weeks. This day was different; my kids were unprepared, even more so than usual, and could not get themselves together. H came into the class, saying, “welcome to H’s classroom!” I knew this was a joke, though H is actually one of the students who causes me, and Mrs. B, grief. I played along, saying “this is my house, H, and you’re living in it!” He laughed. I told them the day’s plans, which were exactly the same as the plans the day before, and the day before that, and the day before that.
At first, they seemed like they could handle it. M, J, and S went into the hall; I sat at the front, book open, ready to read. I could’t get J and R to open their books, which was mildly irritating. After emptily threatening them with lunch detention, they got the hint. D and H were my bigger fish to fry, anyway. One of the biggest issues with H is that he is ALWAYS on his phone, no matter what. He’s been written up at least, what seems like, a hundred times. The problem with D is that he is best friends with H, and they feed off each other, riling one another up. When H is gone, D has some of the best grades in the class. He’s smart, but he’s way too easily distracted. I’ve separated them, but they always manage to end up next to one another. I blink, and H is sitting next to D. This happened on Friday, but I was okay with it.
Over the past few days, D and H had been listening, reading along, not using phones, not trying to move around. I was proud of them, and the rest of the class, because they were really doing the work. I had some leftover cookies that I gave them, but those cookies came with a warning: they needed to be on their best behavior. They agreed; they lied. H moved up to the front, next to D. I told him to put his phone away, and, instead, he pulled his charger out and plugged it into the wall. He looked at me and said, “you know, you really need to put some more authority behind your voice because I just can’t take you seriously.” This is just H’s behavior, irritating, but standard. I ignored his statement and told him to put the phone away. He did, at first.
As I was reading, I heard him pick up his entire desk and move it toward the wall, plugging in his phone again. I stopped and looked at him, waiting until he moved back. He kept repeating this same action, as if the outcome would be different (which is crazy, ba-dum-tss). I was starting to get more and more agitated. Then, D asked me if he could use the restroom. I signed his pass, thinking nothing of it, and kept reading. After 10 minutes, or so, H said, “you know, D is still gone, but I’m pretty sure it’s number 2.” I got up, opened the door, and looked outside. D was sitting on the floor, playing on his phone. He never even used the restroom. This was it. I brought everyone into the classroom, including M, J, and S because they were responsible for not telling me about D. I was about to flip my lid, and they knew it.
I went on about how “if they wanted authority, they’d have it.” I told them how I’d been so respectful to them, joking and accepting their jokes, working with them on academic schedule to fit their needs. They were being disrespectful to me. After this, I wrote D a referral. Long story short (sort of), they became much more respectful. They answered my questions, listened to my explanations, and proved to me that they were doing their jobs. I realized that I can’t just be nice at all times. Sure, I love to joke with them and make them feel like they’re respected and important, but I am the teacher. It is my responsibility to take care of them, make sure they’re educated to the fullest degree, and care about their needs.
In the end, we need to remember that we have big barks, but our bites match, just the same. And, while we won’t use them all the time, sometimes a little nip reminds the student that we are here with a purpose. I am more confident, now, because of this.